President George W. Bush explained the
unusual event by saying, "Some
doubted this administration's commitment to diversity, especially where the
gay lifestyle is concerned. Well,
Dick Cheney and I came out today to show exactly where this administration
stands." Flashing the boyish
grin so many citizens have come to love, the President corrected himself,
" I guess I should say 'this administration sits.'"
Gently flicking the Vice Presidential
penis, the President cast a knowing glance toward the cameras and playfully
continued, "This is a time when all the citizens of this nation need
to pull together."
Gays and Christianity
When asked what this new thrust in his administration
would mean to the many Christians who support his administration, President
Bush replied, "Christians support this administration, and they will
continue to support us.
Suddenly becoming serious, President Bush continued,
"After all, this is wartime.
Gay people have been reminding us for a long time that Jesus said
'Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves.'
Well, I think I speak for the vast majority of Christians in this
nation when I say that it's time we quit judging each other and show our
solidarity for the oppressed gay minority that has been treated so hatefully
throughout the last six thousand years.
God is love," the President concluded, "And what gay
people do to each other in the privacy of their bedrooms and public
restrooms and bathhouses must be love because so many people think it
Bush Administration Stops At Nothing
Looking directly into the cameras arrayed across the
White House lawn, the President repeated, "This is wartime and this
administration will stop at nothing to stop the evil, evildoing
Obviously the events portrayed here
have not happened…yet.
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